Monthly Archives: November 2006
If it doesn’t happen to you it’s funny
This didn’t happen to me…. One squirrel got a fiery surprise when it apparently got curious about a chimney. The squirrel fell down a chimney at a Two Rivers home and landed in a fire in a fireplace Monday night, … Continue reading
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It’s official; there’s too many lawyers
Suing for this? Wholly guacamole? That’s the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company’s avocado dip doesn’t qualify as guacamole. “It just didn’t taste avocadoey,” said Brenda … Continue reading
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The “Schussing” Flu
I have a terrible case of it today. It may keep me away for, oh, a little while at least. Just so you know, you can tell people with this sickness by the huge smile on their face as they … Continue reading
Filed under General Nonsense
They needed a study?
For this? Women really do talk more than men. In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day – 13,000 more than the average man. I was … Continue reading
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Alcohol makes people….
CrAzY… A Russian man whom police stopped for allegedly driving drunk tried to swallow his keys then bit an officer as the officer tried to retrieve them, a Russian news agency reported Tuesday. I truthfully can’t imagine a scenario where … Continue reading
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I love television
It lets me know what the cool kids say like… “I love it when a plan comes together” I love it too Hannibal, I love it too.
Filed under General Nonsense
Getting ready for the big J.C.
Jay Cutler that is…. Rookie quarterback Jay Cutler will be the Denver Broncos’ starter against the Seattle Seahawks next weekend, coach Mike Shanahan said Monday. The Broncos need a spark and Cutler can give to them, but the rest of … Continue reading
Filed under Just Sports
Can you hear me?
I was driving down the highway when I saw a car with “Alumni of Galludet” on the licence plate. I was gonna honk, but they wouldn’t have heard me anyway. It leads me to this question. It’s illegal to have … Continue reading
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I’m sorry
A very special person was hoping for a call from me, and I screwed it up with my forgetfulness. I don’t like hurting other people with my own stupidity, and I only hope I can be forgiven someday. God, I’m … Continue reading
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Coincidence?
Something to ponder…. Pierre Gemayel, an anti-Syrian politician and scion of Lebanon’s most prominent Christian family, was gunned down Tuesday in an assassination that heightened tensions amid a showdown between opponents and allies of Syria that threatens to topple the … Continue reading
Filed under Politics
