Entries from November 2006

November 30, 2006

If it doesn’t happen to you it’s funny

This didn’t happen to me….
One squirrel got a fiery surprise when it apparently got curious about a chimney. The squirrel fell down a chimney at a Two Rivers home and landed in a fire in a fireplace Monday night, said Two Rivers Assistant Fire Chief Gary Shavlik.
The squirrel escaped the fire and ran around the [...]

November 30, 2006

It’s official; there’s too many lawyers

Suing for this?
Wholly guacamole?
That’s the issue in a fraud lawsuit filed Wednesday against Kraft Foods, Inc., by a Los Angeles woman who claims the company’s avocado dip doesn’t qualify as guacamole.
“It just didn’t taste avocadoey,” said Brenda Lifsey, who used Kraft Dips Guacamole in a three-layer dip last year. “I looked at the ingredients and [...]

November 29, 2006

The “Schussing” Flu

I have a terrible case of it today.  It may keep me away for, oh, a little while at least.
Just so you know, you can tell people with this sickness by the huge smile on their face as they drive to the mountains…on a Wednesday.
I love Colorado!!!!

November 28, 2006

They needed a study?

For this?
Women really do talk more than men.
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.
I was gonna show this to some women I know, but I couldn’t get a word in edgewise.
That’s [...]

November 28, 2006

Alcohol makes people….

CrAzY…
A Russian man whom police stopped for allegedly driving drunk tried to swallow his keys then bit an officer as the officer tried to retrieve them, a Russian news agency reported Tuesday.
I truthfully can’t imagine a scenario where this type of incident could happen, without the aid of alcohol.
Thank goodness alcohol only makes me more [...]

November 28, 2006

I love television

It lets me know what the cool kids say like…
“I love it when a plan comes together” 
I love it too Hannibal, I love it too.

November 27, 2006

Getting ready for the big J.C.

Jay Cutler that is….
Rookie quarterback Jay Cutler will be the Denver Broncos’ starter against the Seattle Seahawks next weekend, coach Mike Shanahan said Monday.
The Broncos need a spark and Cutler can give to them, but the rest of the team needs to get a whole lot better.
The defense needs to get the other team’s 3rd [...]

November 27, 2006

Can you hear me?

I was driving down the highway when I saw a car with “Alumni of Galludet” on the licence plate.
I was gonna honk, but they wouldn’t have heard me anyway.
It leads me to this question.  It’s illegal to have anything impairing your hearing while you’re driving (i.e headphones).  Does that make it illegal to drive while [...]

November 24, 2006

I’m sorry

A very special person was hoping for a call from me, and I screwed it up with my forgetfulness.
I don’t like hurting other people with my own stupidity, and I only hope I can be forgiven someday.
God, I’m an idiot sometimes!

November 21, 2006

Coincidence?

Something to ponder….
Pierre Gemayel, an anti-Syrian politician and scion of Lebanon’s most prominent Christian family, was gunned down Tuesday in an assassination that heightened tensions amid a showdown between opponents and allies of Syria that threatens to topple the U.S.-backed government.
I’m sure it’s happen stance that only the anti-Syrian Lebanese are being assassinated while the [...]