Monthly Archives: January 2007

More than “oops”

This is ridiculous

Turner Broadcasting plans to take responsibility for the “hoax devices” that were found at several locations in and around Boston Wednesday that forced police bomb units to scramble throughout the area.

The incidents were part of a marketing campaign that involved a character from the cartoon show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.”

I’m still working on my PR masters degree, but it seems to me that if you’re gonna do an ad campaign in a city, particularly one that looks like a bomb, you ought to let THE CITY know.

But, what do I know?

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I’ve had just about enough

…of these weekly snowstorms.

The snowfall will taper off in the metro area Wednesday afternoon, but will make a return appearance by Thursday night.

If we could get just a few sunny, warm, normal, Colorado winter days in order to melt the moguls on the side streets, fix the thousands of potholes, wash my mag-chloride covered car, mop my mag-chloride covered floor, and fix my poor shattered shock absorbers, that would be great.

Thanks.

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We should think this through

Do we really need this?

All self-respecting painkillers these days offer “fast-acting relief,” a promise we accept to mean anywhere from 15 minutes to more than an hour.

For Alexza Pharmaceuticals Inc., which is developing drugs for migraine, pain, panic and agitation, “fast” has to mean “within seconds.”

The Palo Alto, California-based company is developing drugs that can be “smoked,” and, like nicotine in cigarettes, pass through the lungs and into the bloodstream almost instantly.

Hmmmm.  A pain reliever that can be smoked.  Why that almost sounds like this.  Perhaps instead of trying to find a substitute for this, why don’t we just make this legal.

Just sayin’.

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When donuts attack

It seems coffee is being replaced

That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel? That’s what Doctor Robert Bohannon, a Durham, North Carolina, molecular scientist, has come up with. Bohannon says he’s developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine. Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

If I’m around donuts, I’m eating at least two or three which equals four to six cups of coffee.  Egad!  I’m not sure you’d want to be around me, or anyone, with that much caffeine in the system.

Unless you dig folks who sound like auctioneers all day long.

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Wish I’d thought of this

because it’s very cool!

Go see why Red Rocks is the best concert venue in the U.S.

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Going to pothole

pothole that is…..

Denver Public Works has had crews out locating and patching the pesky potholes, nevertheless many more still exist out there, and they are taking a toll on cars and patience.

The pothole problem in Denver is getting ridiculous with all the snow.  How bad is it?  My Venezuelan girlfriend is used to potholes in her country, but even she’s been complaining about them lately.  It won’t get better either.  Not until we stop getting our weekly snowstorms.

If you have a pothole or twenty to report…

You can report potholes to the city by calling 311 or by clicking here.

My civic duty has been fulfilled.

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How can I get paid…

…to do this?

Scientists in the eastern German city of Jena said Wednesday they have finally given up after three years of failed attempts to entice a sloth into budging as part of an experiment in animal movement.

So what do you call a sloth who lies on the floor all day?

Mats! Perfect!

Axel Burchardt, a University of Jena’s Institute of Systematic Zoology and Evolutionary Biology spokesman sums up Mats’ academic curiousity…

“Mats obviously wanted absolutely nothing to do with furthering science,”

Yes, obviously.  I bet he’d excel as a throw rug.  Can I get funding for a study on that?

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All this snow amazes me

It does remarkable things…

SUMMIT COUNTY – A snowplow tipped over on the median on the Interstate 70, blocking traffic for a time.

I’m a Colorado native, and I can’t remember this much snow falling, for this long a period in all the years I’ve lived here.  Denver just can’t get on top of it.  Side streets are a mess, and cars are being broken daily.  Contrary to popular belief, Colorado doesn’t get all that much snow, except for the mountains, and this wave of snowstorms is starting to take its toll.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

Of course all my complaining does is get me this.

An area of low pressure will develop in the Pacific Northwest in the coming days and will move toward us for the weekend. The system will bring light snow on Saturday and some flurries are possible early on Sunday. Colder temperatures will also arrive for the weekend with the coldest air staying on the Plains east of Denver.

Great.

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What the….?

I worked with this guy….

A veteran Denver-area radio personality was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of using the Internet to lure a child into a sexual relationship.

Scott Eller Cortelyou, 53, of Conifer, was taken into custody at a KRCN-AM (1060) facility in Lakewood, where he co-hosts the morning Business for Breakfast show. The show features market information, interviews and analysis.

Count me shocked.  There are plenty of folks in the mediz biz that I could see getting arrested for something.   Scott would be one of the last guys I’d think would be busted, especially something like trying to hook up with a child.
Unbelievable!

I guess I should have seen it coming.  Scott is the second person involved with “Business for Breakfast” to be arrested.   If I worked for the show now I’d be looking over my shoulder and walking only on green.

I’ve always said radio seemed like “WKRP in Cincinnati.”  I’m starting to understand the Cincy part.

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The Nuggets are fun again

This is going to be awesome!!!!!

Just look at the scoring lines.

PLAYER POS MIN FGM-A 3GM-A FTM-A OFF DEF TOT A PF STL TO BLK PTS
Allen Iverson G 38:44 9-16 2-3 3-5 0 4 4 7 0 2 6 0 23
Steve Blake G 36:05 2-8 1-4 0-0 0 1 1 12 0 2 1 0 5
Carmelo Anthony F 33:01 10-25 0-1 8-8 4 1 5 6 3 0 3 0 28
Reggie Evans F 19:05 2-4 0-0 2-6 1 4 5 1 5 2 2 0 6
Marcus Camby C 29:36 6-11 0-0 5-11 6 11 17 3 2 2 0 3 17
J.R. Smith   24:23 7-18 4-14 1-1 2 3 5 1 2 2 0 1 19
Nene Hilario   18:44 4-5 0-0 3-5 2 3 5 0 5 1 0 1 11

Melo with 28 points; Iverson with 23 and 7 assists; Camby with 17 points and 17 rebounds; J.R. Smith with 19 points;  Nene with 11, and Steve Blake with 12 assists!!!!!

Look at that balance!

Add 30 fast break points and 62 points in the paint and the Nuggets have become very, very scary for other teams.

This is the most excited I’ve been about the Nuggets since 1994.

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