When hallucinations attack….

….this happens….

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post – it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

When will we stop this senseless unicorn related violence?

No word on how Holliday’s mushroom salad tasted…

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